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Re: Charlie's World

Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Wed May 09, 2018 9:10 am



An online hero, drumming to Grand Funk RAILROAD. It doesn't get any hipper than that.
I cracked the dashboard in every car I owned, drumming to this stuff in the days that were.
I suggest go to this guy's channel and be changed by his tribute to Donny Brewer and Grand Funk!!

















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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Fri May 11, 2018 12:05 am


I just re-read this whole blog. I see that I bought a guitar and amp four years ago, and then for two years instead of playing it I just researched and amassed better stuff. Well, scumbag friend kaiboshed the jamming plans, and I really did need better stuff. But it took four arduous years to get it, during which time, I didn't have it yet, so I couldn't do much but tough it out.

I figured at the start it'd be understandable to not bother because it would take so long, but then I thought the time will go by whether I get stuff or not, and if I don't get the stuff, all I'll have done instead is eat better and flush the money down the toilet.

Anyway, at least I've been about music in SOME way in recent years.
It is after all 'authentic me'. And I have NOTHING ELSE going on.

I also notice myself alternating between facing hard reality, and making hopeful plans. But I'm tired now. I really am. I will be 60 in a year and I haven't got the energy any more to do all I speak of.

I suppose I've got to do SOMETHING with myself though. And I do like the idea of Saturday morning comedy writing sessions with some new smart funny musical friends. And I like the idea of a game night each week too.

It'd be okay to play an open mic weekly.

And I can dabble online with comedy somehow (you can see me doing sketch comedy here with all these fake member accounts (oh, it's true, everyone here is me, and I write all the dialogue....and that IS sketch comedy, done somehow).

I sure would have liked to be part of life with it though.

But I really am tired. And this is what's left of me.
Me and Captain Meow watching TV, laying on the couch, is all I really do (other than shop and do laundry).
I have no money, no car, no friends, no family, and no energy to care.
And that's ALL the life I live now.  Everything else I speak of is just that: stuff I speak of.


But we'll see what develops during the next year.  Suspect  


The stuff is all gotten finally. Things can ensue now, if they ever will.


I want to play piano, and be funny..




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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Fri May 11, 2018 12:14 pm



The thing with drumming is it appeals to both the animal and the intellectual simultaneously.
We are cavemen, banging rhythmically with sticks. And there is joy.
But we are also an intellectual capacity to perceive the ludicrousness of the situation
and burst into spontaneous laughter no one gets. And so drummers are taken as weird. But I tell you:
no greater joy have I had than to be so fully stimulated, my whole being, all facets at once.





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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Sun May 13, 2018 1:22 pm


Someone told me if you never miss any sleep, your immune system will stay optimal and you can
go years without catching a cold.  Well, I haven't had one in 8 years. This week however... Crying or Very sad

I'd like to point out to anyone who imagines I have money somehow:
it took me 11 years to get what I have, and I had to go without the following things,
to free up the nickels to do it over a very long-term & deprived saving period:


NO CAR

NO CABLE

NO OKAY FOOD
(I am not in good health)

NO RELATIONSHIP

NO GOING OUT

NO PIZZA

NO NOSE TISSUES

(use tp, tissues cost $8 a month)

and NO FRIENDS

(that one was unintended)


I wanted to get whatever things I might need,
to have something to do in my last years,
before the republicunts take it all away
so I have to go cuddle a storm drain for warmth
so that billionaires don't have to pay taxes.

You know how it upsets me
to imagine any billionaire having to suffer
because he cant get billions more
because people with can money won't hand it over.



Someone who keeps fluffy idealism where his excuses go
told me
people chose their lives
because we live multiple lives
and need things to be certain ways
so we can learn each lifetime's lessons.

Whadda buncha crap!


So I CHOSE to be poor and hobbled?
Well I sure am a good choser, eh?
Want me to chose some things for you?
Okay. I chose warts and rectal leakage and... oh, you said no?

Oh.

That's probably a good choice.







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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Sun May 13, 2018 4:32 pm

So.. I let me have NOTHING for a decade, just to get a couple shirts and a stick of furniture. But I've finished that painful trek, and freed up some nickels to eat better and go somewhere occasionally now. To that end, I haven't had cable in a long time, so when I noticed Amazon sells DVD sets cheap, I let me order some. I got Mel Brooks and Leslie Nielson movies...and the original 1931 Frankenstein, just to see what inspired a guy to make the comic masterpiece "Young Frankenstein". It had Boris Karloff as "the monster" (yea, the monster wasn't named Frankenstein, the scientist was). I seem to recall they cast him adrift on an iceberg at the end, when they couldn't bring themselves to kill him..but I didn't see that in the first movie (SPOILER: the townspeople burn him to death in a windmill). BUT there were sequels, and I got them as a set, and also the book so I can read the author's original intent. Anyway, so I got a blu-ray player...and Lost In Space to watch on it. (What a picture!!) I'm already quite sick of being threatened by the FBI every time I plug in a disc though. In fact, I'll be going back to just using the library and you tube. It's too annoying to daily be forced to sit through being threatened by random assholes calling themselves some name, as if it magically makes them an authority (it makes them an authority on kissing my ass). I also resent having to click away 20 ads before I can see what I bought, when the whole reason I bought was to avoid that. Fuckers.

I miss the old Democrat party. They never allowed crap like that.



Ere. Get some of this in your gob.



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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Thu May 24, 2018 1:41 pm


Little things...

I ordered a Casio CGP-700 piano, and a Sennheiser mic & stand. It arrives June 8 or 9.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

You know what Captain Meow says?
Nothing, he's a cat. Cats can't talk.
Besides, you could hardly call HIS political opinions talk!
 Shocked


I should e-mail Johnetta Smith today.
I spoke to her about willing my music instruments to the school she teaches at,
but I never got back to her. I have worked on it. I found out I can make a will for free.
And I spoke with a funeral home, to see if the state would seize my stuff
even though it's willed away legally, if I don't make "final arrangements".
This was that funeral home that took the Marathon bomber (yes, really)...
but I figured he'd be cheap, and they said $2025 to incinerate me, no funeral.
He also said the state WOULD NOT seize my assets.
I have no family or friends or money. Just a guitar and such I want the kids to get,
rather than the undeserving landlord. The problem with getting back to Johnetta is
I have to appoint an Executor of my will and I literally have NO ONE I can appoint.
No family, no friends. At the least, I'd have to name Johnetta as my emergency contact, so
if I end up in the hospital, she'd get notified and can come get stuff. But that arrangement  
necessitates giving her a key. And I shouldn't give a near-stranger a key.
And the landlord is an asshole and would give her flack, especially if I
left her to be let in by him. So I don't yet know how to get this done.
I might just have to leave her a will and emergency contact status
and hope she can handle asshole Arthur somehow. It's either that
or just give her the stuff myself, when I become unable enough.
That's not a fool proof plan though, I could die suddenly.

Oh, and on that, I've decided I'd like to go peacefully
in my sleep, like my grandfather did -
not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.


Surprised


I saw a racoon on my porch last night.
I had seen him previously and thought he was a big rat.
So this is better..

He seemed quite friendly. People must be feeding him.
I think he goes in the cellar for warmth.
Advice I got is don't corner him if I see him. Lol.



I want to post my originals here. 27 of them to start.
But they need to be copywritten first. I'll have to find out how.



When I got sick recently, I had no cold medicine
and went to Amazon to order some. By the time it arrived
I no longer needed it, but I couldn't help notice I had
"food shopped when hungry" (oh, I ordered A LOT!)
It all looked very very good, at the time!  Very Happy

(Next time I get sick, it's party time!!!)

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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Fri May 25, 2018 2:26 pm




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