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So says the moose...

Post by The Moose on Sun Mar 20, 2016 2:17 pm



What are you looking at?

Yea, I'm a real moose.

I poop real moose poop.

When cars hit me they fold up like accordions and I laugh a moose laugh.

Yes, I'm a moose. So? You want to make something of it?

Didn't think so.

Hey! Pssst. Come here!  ...



Did you know moose poop will get you high?

Oh yea!!  You didn't know that?  Yea!  Shh!  Wait a minute.
I think I hear my wife comin'...

"Yes dear!"

I gotta' go *hangs head in defeat.  Stomples away*

"I'll be back!..."

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