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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Fri Dec 01, 2017 1:41 pm




A question. Since before the dawn of your time,  
I have awaited a question....









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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:23 pm



Fred Pimple-Popper says he was watching a Beatles documentary, and noticed the press was
all over their hair length though it wasn't all that long. So who actually started long hair, he wonders.

ANSWER:

Musicians for centuries have been referred to as "long hairs", because often they'd wear it long. But this was just a few eccentrics, and the older generation of the mid-20th century, with their Victorian ethics, believed society was safe from any widespread untidiness to have to see. But then The Beatles - whom before they were known couldn't afford haircuts because they'd been struggling just to eat - got signed...and the decision was made that their "long hair" (it was longer than men wore, but not hippy length, that hadn't happened yet) was to be kept as part of their look. After all, no one looked that way. They'd been cutting around the bottom of their own hair with scissors, out of sheer poverty; and now people began referring to this look as "the mop top". It was distinctive. It was fab. The gear. And as The Beatles became huge, the public was bound to imitate what they saw. From there - as each year passed - people dared to wear their hair ever "a little longer" (okay, they more like swore off getting haircuts) because this had become their symbol of freedom, of "freakhood" (i.e., being different than mom and dad, which matters to a kid...and to 60's kids especially because so much of what the short-haired adults were perpetrating was so wrong, and the kids wanted to be and so look different from them and what they stood for (war, the wage slavery called "capitalism", suppressing individualism and independent thinking, making everyone look (dress) and think the same, racism, sexism, authoritarianism, inequality, more...this was far from being about nothing.) And thus long hair became a symbol -what a CSNY song referred to as one's "freak flag".  And hair got longer and longer until by 1974, people were walking around essentially with stupid-looking tangled mops drooping over their eyes.



Many kids felt compelled to still part their hair on the side, like Dad had been making them do
back when they'd get their Robbie Douglas haircuts before this youthful rebellion started.

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..So yes, The Beatles DID start the long hair thing of the 60's & 70's. But
it began merely as a lack of haircut funds on the part of four lads in a band,
then became the symbol of an entire generation's values and intentions.



But.. the 70's ended, and the world became dark and formless and most of its inhabitants floated off into space and certain death, when the gravity stopped working one day, and..oh ok this part is bs, but without rock music, that's what it seemed like. Anyway..

So the 70's DID end, and suddenly people wanted their hair to be more controllable somehow (not subject to becoming a bird's nest of tangles with each slight breeze, and not having to be a guy who constantly makes feminine gestures straightening his hair)...so the MULLET(<-caution, scary stuff!) was born. It was worn with plaid leisure suits, by some of the older men who wanted to be "young" and "cruise chicks" still. But other than that sad faction, and some southerners, it soon became thought of as stupid-looking and was replaced by the 80's NEW WAVE and HAIR METAL looks. And that came with music which was for the most part a crushing blow to everything we valued - but the hair and clothes of the 80's at least were neat and an attempt to look like something other than a Manson Family hippy.

But then the 90's came, and we entered the dark age we still exist in, like mice in the wall, to this day.
And I have given up on waiting for the 70's to come back.
The end. *kicks out the chair*

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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Sat Dec 02, 2017 6:49 pm



Young Clueless Douche at Talk Bass
says that Tash Sultana is "talented"
and Li'l Wayne is the best guitar player EVAH!

Really? Let's take a listen then, shall we?



Aah. Yes. No, I couldn't play like THAT. He IS a guitar GOD!!  WOW!!  


But - let's just see if his immense musical genius can be imitated after all, eh?



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Alright, let's see how that conversation went, with Young Clueless Douche at Talk Bass...






Then, some dick tells me Tash Sultana IS TALENTED. So I tell him the truth:



But he doesn't like it, and becomes abusive,
so I hit 'ignore' (and celebrate, just a little):





Then a mod comes and shuts the thread down
because Young Clueless Douche has run amok
and is pulling at his diaper and crying.


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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Sat Dec 02, 2017 7:23 pm



NOW HERE'S THE GUITAR PLAYING GENIUS WHICH IS NICK JONAS:




AND...IN CASE YOU'D LIKE TO TRY THAT AT HOME:



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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Sun Dec 03, 2017 3:44 pm



UPDATE:

I got issued not one, but two warnings, from young stupid douchebags (mods)
who said the following post was "trolling",
as their excuse to silence me, because they think LIL WAYNE IS A ROCKER,
and that differing opinions should not be part of a discussion.

Apparently I have no right to not agree with the crowd,
or have my own experience to offer. 




The dingus told me I'm banned because you can't disagree with anything at a discussion forum.

*waits for that to sink in*

Honest to fuck folks, if you want to say stuff here, you can.

(The only rule here is NO REPUBLICANS NEED APPLY. )  Other than that, bring it.


THE LAST THING ANYONE SHOULD DO IS DISALLOW THE TRUTH FROM BEING SPOKEN.



(OR - as to "no republicanism" - DISSEMINATE FALSEHOODS AS TRUTH.)

(IN FACT--> YOU HAVE A DUTY TO HUMANITY TO POINT OUT THE TRUTH,
WHEN YOU SEE IT LIED ABOUT, OR HIDDEN BY IGNORANCE.)



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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Sun Dec 03, 2017 4:06 pm



In case you missed it, yep, I got thrown out of a forum
for pointing out that this sucks:




tisk tisk tisk, I am such a jerk, huh?

And no, he wasn't just tuning up, that was the performance.
THAT'S what millenials think is good shit.

If you're past puberty, and don't recognize what you just saw,
that's "Li'l Wayne". He's a hit recording artist. He HAS what it takes..now!!

(Notice his look of "I'm great! Everybody loves me!" ?)



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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Sun Dec 03, 2017 4:22 pm



Here he is after some guitar lessons

(and um...vocal..training O_o
)


(Don't forget to put your mother fuckin' hands in the air)






Yep, chilluns, that's what it takes to make it now.








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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Sun Dec 03, 2017 4:51 pm




L'il Wayne singing....







PUT YOUR MOTHA FUCKIN HANDS IN THE AIR!!


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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Sun Dec 03, 2017 4:55 pm

Oh if only there was a mod here to tell me I'm wrong
and how GREAT Li'l Wayne actually is.

But alas, there's no one under 12 and tone deaf nearby to instruct me on what to "like".

Oh woe is me.

*hears something*

"put your mother fuckin' hands in the air!!!!"

  *huh???**  *hears it again*  Wait, my ears are opened!!
 I can hear that Li'l Wayne is a SICK ROCKER!!  
OH man, if he made records, I'd have to buy one!  
I'm saved!  I was blind, but now I can see!!!

Hey, I wonder if I could pay him to teach me to sing.

...and play guitar.
 
Oh man.

He's so great!
Let's fap and pray to him like Cheesus!

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Post by Shakey Pete on Sun Dec 03, 2017 5:57 pm



What have we learned from this experience?
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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Sun Dec 03, 2017 6:08 pm

Shakey Pete wrote:


What have we learned from this experience?

Well it was a bass forum, and bass players are the least talented musicians there are.

They were also apparently between the ages of 4 and 5.

I did get to say "THIS SUCKS' to some of the people responsible for the sucking.

And, oh I got something for them to suck!



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Post by The Moose on Sun Dec 03, 2017 7:34 pm

Can I have one of those!  

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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Sun Dec 03, 2017 7:36 pm




That's not a legitimate question. Besides, we're still freaked out over your "vacation pictures" so, uh...don't ask.
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Post by The Moose on Sun Dec 03, 2017 7:37 pm


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Post by Rocket J Squirrel on Sun Dec 03, 2017 8:32 pm

He's got you there, old man.



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Post by The Moose on Sun Dec 03, 2017 8:34 pm

Oh you're not supposed to be here.
And this thread is for questions.
You got a question?
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Post by Rocket J Squirrel on Sun Dec 03, 2017 8:36 pm


Yea!  What are you gonna do about this?




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Post by Shakey Pete on Mon Dec 04, 2017 8:38 am




Wait, I thought you were a boy. What are you?










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Post by Rocket J Squirrel on Mon Dec 04, 2017 8:52 am





It was never clear.

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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Sun Dec 17, 2017 5:06 pm


Well, it happened again. Neutral  I got thrown out of a forum because I told them republicans are
just some rich guys who bought the government so they can exempt themselves from taxes and law,
and rob YOU, the IDIOTS that allegedly voted for them.  ..I didn't say it harshly, but I pointed to it. Because,
if we were in Germany in the 30's, and some mental unfortunates were parroting that Hitler was a great guy and
we should lick The Brown Shirts' asses, wouldn't anyone NOT stupid have a social responsibility to point out reality?  

Well, that's where we are. But I guess republicans own forums,
along with absolutely all other media forms now, so fuck us all.

I also committed the heinous sin of posting humor.  And I guess that was 'the final straw'.

HEIL DA FUHRER, BOBBLE-HEADS!   Shocked  
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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Sun Dec 17, 2017 5:23 pm


I'd just like to say, for the record, if you're a republican
or ever voted for, supported or made excuses for republicans,
you are stupid. You parrot to support evil. Fuck off.

NO ONE WANTS YOUR KIND HERE.
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Post by Shakey Pete on Sun Dec 17, 2017 5:27 pm





Um...so you're saying no one should post any pictures
of their Donald Trump REAL DOLL  here?


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Post by The Moose on Sun Dec 17, 2017 5:32 pm




What about a Sarah Huckabee REAL DOLL?





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Post by Rocket J Squirrel on Sun Dec 17, 2017 5:34 pm






My dick will never work again.



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Post by The Moose on Sun Dec 17, 2017 5:35 pm




Do you even have a dick?
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Post by Rocket J Squirrel on Sun Dec 17, 2017 5:40 pm





Don't start.

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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Thu Mar 08, 2018 8:51 am




A question. Since before the dawn of your time,  
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