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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Fri Dec 01, 2017 1:41 pm




A question. Since before the dawn of your time,  
I have awaited a question....









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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:23 pm


A douchebag says... he was watching a Beatles documentary,
and noticed the press was all over their hair length, though it wasn't all that long.
So who started the long hair thing, he wonders...


ANSWER:









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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Sat Dec 02, 2017 6:49 pm



Young Clueless Douche at Talk Bass
says that Tash Sultana is "talented"
and Li'l Wayne is the best guitar player EVAH!

Really? Let's take a listen then, shall we?



Aah. Yes. No, I couldn't play like THAT. He IS a guitar GOD!!  WOW!!  


But - let's just see if his immense musical genius can be imitated after all, eh?



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Alright, let's see how that conversation went, with Young Clueless Douche at Talk Bass...






Then, some dick tells me Tash Sultana IS TALENTED. So I tell him the truth:



But he doesn't like it, and becomes abusive,
so I hit 'ignore' on his stupid ass
(and celebrate, just a little):





Then a mod comes and shuts the thread down
because Young Clueless Douche has run amok
and is pulling at his diaper and crying.


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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Sat Dec 02, 2017 7:23 pm



NOW HERE'S THE GUITAR PLAYING GENIUS WHICH IS NICK JONAS:




AND...IN CASE YOU'D LIKE TO TRY THAT AT HOME:



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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Sun Dec 03, 2017 3:44 pm



UPDATE:

I got issued not one, but two warnings, from young stupid douchebags (mods)
who said the following post was "trolling",
as their excuse to silence me, because they think LIL WAYNE IS A ROCKER,
and that differing opinions should not be part of a discussion.

Apparently I have no right to not agree with the crowd, or have my own experience to offer. 



The dingus told me I'm banned because you can't disagree with anything at a discussion forum.

*waits for that to sink in*

Honest to fuck folks, if you want to say stuff here, you can.

(The only rule here is NO REPUBLICANS NEED APPLY. )  Other than that, bring it.


THE LAST THING ANYONE SHOULD DO IS DISALLOW THE TRUTH FROM BEING SPOKEN.



(OR - as to "no republicanism" - DISSEMINATE FALSEHOODS AS TRUTH.)

(IN FACT--> YOU HAVE A DUTY TO HUMANITY TO POINT OUT THE TRUTH,
WHEN YOU SEE IT LIED ABOUT, OR HIDDEN BY IGNORANCE.)



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Re: ASK CHARLIE

Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Sun Dec 03, 2017 4:06 pm



In case you missed it, yep, I got thrown out of a forum
for pointing out that this sucks:




tisk tisk tisk, I am such a jerk, huh?

And no, he wasn't just tuning up, that was the performance.
THAT'S what millenials think is good shit.

If you're past puberty, and don't recognize what you just saw,
that's "Li'l Wayne" - He's a hit making recording artist. He HAS what it takes.. now!!  

(Notice his look of "I'm great! Everybody loves me!"   ?)
(His mother shouldn't even love him.)
..In fact, when he was born,
instead of the doctor slapping Li'l Wayne,
he slapped the mother.

Just sayin'



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Re: ASK CHARLIE

Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Sun Dec 03, 2017 4:22 pm




Here he is after some guitar lessons

(and um...vocal..training O_o
)


(Don't forget to put your mother fuckin' hands in the air)






Yep, chilluns, that's what it takes to make it now.








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Re: ASK CHARLIE

Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Sun Dec 03, 2017 4:51 pm




L'il Wayne singing....







PUT YOUR MOTHA FUCKIN HANDS IN THE AIR!!


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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Sun Dec 03, 2017 4:55 pm

Oh if only there was a mod here to tell me I'm wrong
and how GREAT Li'l Wayne actually is.

But alas, there's no one under 12 and tone deaf nearby to instruct me on what to "like".

Oh woe is me.

*hears something*

"put your mother fuckin' hands in the air!!!!"

  *huh???**  *hears it again*  Wait, I can hear it now!!
 I can hear that Li'l Wayne is a SICK ROCKER!!  
OH man, if he made records, I'd have to buy one!  
I'm saved!  I was blind, but now I can see!!!

Hey, I wonder if I could pay him to teach me to sing.

...and play guitar.
 
Oh man.

He's so great!
Let's fap and pray to him like Cheesus!

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Re: ASK CHARLIE

Post by Shakey Pete on Sun Dec 03, 2017 5:57 pm



What have we learned from this experience?
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Re: ASK CHARLIE

Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Sun Dec 03, 2017 6:08 pm

Shakey Pete wrote:


What have we learned from this experience?

Well it was a bass forum, and bass players are the least talented musicians there are.

They were also apparently between the ages of 4 and 5.

I did get to say "THIS SUCKS' to some of the people responsible for the sucking.

And, oh I got something for them to suck!



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Post by The Moose on Sun Dec 03, 2017 7:34 pm

Can I have one of those!  

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Re: ASK CHARLIE

Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Sun Dec 03, 2017 7:36 pm




That's not a legitimate question. Besides, we're still freaked out over your "vacation pictures" so, uh...don't ask.
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Post by The Moose on Sun Dec 03, 2017 7:37 pm


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Post by Rocket J Squirrel on Sun Dec 03, 2017 8:32 pm

He's got you there, old man.



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Post by The Moose on Sun Dec 03, 2017 8:34 pm

Oh you're not supposed to be here.
And this thread is for questions.
You got a question?
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Post by Rocket J Squirrel on Sun Dec 03, 2017 8:36 pm


Yea!  What are you gonna do about this?




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Re: ASK CHARLIE

Post by Shakey Pete on Mon Dec 04, 2017 8:38 am




Wait, I thought you were a boy. What are you?










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Post by Rocket J Squirrel on Mon Dec 04, 2017 8:52 am



It was never clear.

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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Mon Dec 04, 2017 8:54 am


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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Sun Dec 17, 2017 5:06 pm



Well, it happened again. Neutral  I got thrown out of a forum because I told them republicans
are just some rich guys who bought the government so they can exempt themselves
from taxes and law, and rob YOU, the IDIOTS that allegedly voted for them.  ..And
I didn't say it harshly, but I pointed to it. Because, if we were in Germany in the 30's,
and some mental unfortunates were parroting that Hitler was a great guy and we should
lick The Brown Shirts' asses, wouldn't anyone NOT stupid have a social responsibility
to point out reality?  Well, that's where we are. But I guess republicans own forums
along with absolutely all other media forms now, so ...fuck me. Fuck us all.

I also committed the heinous sin of posting humor.
And I guess that was "the final straw (HEIL DA FUHRER!)"   Shocked  
   

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Re: ASK CHARLIE

Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Sun Dec 17, 2017 5:23 pm



I'd just like to say, for the record, if you're a republican
or ever voted for, supported or made excuses for republicans,
you are either stupid or evil, or both. Fuck off.

NO ONE WANTS YOUR KIND HERE.
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Post by Shakey Pete on Sun Dec 17, 2017 5:27 pm





Um...so you're saying no one should post any pictures
of their Donald Trump REAL DOLL  here?


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Post by The Moose on Sun Dec 17, 2017 5:32 pm




What about a Sarah Huckabee REAL DOLL?





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Post by Rocket J Squirrel on Sun Dec 17, 2017 5:34 pm






My dick will never work again.



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Post by The Moose on Sun Dec 17, 2017 5:35 pm









Do you even have a dick?
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Post by Rocket J Squirrel on Sun Dec 17, 2017 5:40 pm



Don't start.

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