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Hey Rocky!

Post by The Moose on Tue Jan 09, 2018 10:35 am





Hey Rocky!
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Re: Hey Rocky!

Post by Rocket J Squirrel on Tue Jan 09, 2018 10:37 am



What?
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Re: Hey Rocky!

Post by The Moose on Tue Jan 09, 2018 10:38 am




Watch me pull a rabbit out of this hat!

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Post by Rocket J Squirrel on Tue Jan 09, 2018 10:39 am




That's not a rabbit.



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Post by Rocket J Squirrel on Tue Jan 09, 2018 10:39 am




Or a hat.


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Post by The Moose on Wed Jan 10, 2018 6:22 am




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Post by The Moose on Wed Jan 10, 2018 6:23 am





Hey Rocky!
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Post by Rocket J Squirrel on Wed Jan 10, 2018 6:24 am



What?
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Re: Hey Rocky!

Post by The Moose on Wed Jan 10, 2018 6:27 am



You got a quarter?
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Post by Rocket J Squirrel on Wed Jan 10, 2018 6:28 am




As a matter of fact I do.
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Post by The Moose on Wed Jan 10, 2018 6:29 am





I kind of figured as much.
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Post by The Moose on Wed Jan 10, 2018 6:30 am





Rocky!
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Post by Rocket J Squirrel on Wed Jan 10, 2018 6:31 am





What?!!!!
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Re: Hey Rocky!

Post by The Moose on Wed Jan 10, 2018 6:32 am





I've got 12". I'm a moose.
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Post by The Moose on Wed Jan 10, 2018 6:40 am





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Post by Rocket J Squirrel on Wed Jan 10, 2018 6:42 am





You're not my type, old man.
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Re: Hey Rocky!

Post by The Moose on Wed Jan 10, 2018 6:43 am





What's wrong with me?
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Re: Hey Rocky!

Post by Rocket J Squirrel on Wed Jan 10, 2018 6:45 am





Well, your abdomen looks like a nut sack, you have bony knees
and giant duck feet...which is weird since you're a moose.
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Re: Hey Rocky!

Post by The Moose on Wed Jan 10, 2018 6:47 am



Aw..heck.




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Post by The Moose on Wed Jan 10, 2018 6:49 am




Are you saying Mother was a duck?!

Gee whiz.

..She was a pretty good swimmer, now that you mention it.

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Post by The Moose on Wed Jan 10, 2018 6:56 am





Hey Rocky!
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Post by Rocket J Squirrel on Wed Jan 10, 2018 6:57 am




What?
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Re: Hey Rocky!

Post by The Moose on Thu Jan 11, 2018 8:11 am





Will you rub my abdomen?
I have a tummy ache!
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Post by Rocket J Squirrel on Thu Jan 11, 2018 8:13 am





No chance, Bullwinkle. Rub it yourself.
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Re: Hey Rocky!

Post by Dudley Do-Right on Thu Jan 11, 2018 8:54 am





Now see here. I haven't heard such suggestive language since
Inspector Fenwick dropped his soap in the horse's shower!
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Post by Rocket J Squirrel on Thu Jan 11, 2018 8:58 am





YOU?! Oh, I don't think YOU can say anything.
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Post by Dudley Do-Right on Thu Jan 11, 2018 9:00 am





But why not, pray tell?
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Re: Hey Rocky!

Post by The Moose on Thu Jan 11, 2018 9:06 am




Because whenever Nell got all wet and nipply,
you were only interested in your horse.
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Post by Dudley Do-Right on Thu Jan 11, 2018 9:10 am





But he was a good horsey!
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Re: Hey Rocky!

Post by The Moose on Thu Jan 11, 2018 9:12 am





Yea...and that's another thing. You couldn't at least mount a girl horsey?
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