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Post by Michelin Man on Fri Apr 27, 2018 12:09 pm

Share the gems of wisdom you learned
along the way,
the hard way,
the rectal dentistry way
(oh, you non-tires probably don't have that one).
Well, any way you came by them,
tell us the the life lessons you've gained
and how you gained them...


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Re: Share your Wisdom

Post by Michelin Man on Fri Apr 27, 2018 12:19 pm

I found it useful to finally understand
that when someone asks "What do you do?",
"I blow" is not a good socially acceptable answer.


The tales of my learning this I leave to your imagination.
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Re: Share your Wisdom

Post by Shakey Pete on Fri Apr 27, 2018 5:33 pm

I learned that peeing on a police officer's leg
will in most cases not be appreciated,
except by stoners passing by.

I further learned that fifty dollars is not enough.

I'm not really allowed to discuss this. But I sometimes think,
if I didn't look like Hitler, maybe people wouldn't get so mad at me.



*whips it out and pees dark stinky angst*

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Re: Share your Wisdom

Post by Dudley Do-Right on Fri Apr 27, 2018 6:12 pm



I've written a poem for my life lesson...



If you love your horse, set him free.
If he comes back, and not just to see Nell, then he was yours.
If he doesn't come back, then he may just have gotten lost again
and you should probably go look for him...even though when you do,
you'll find Nell has already located him and is administering a massage
to his genital region, which she assures me is "to calm him"
and then she flusters curtly, "Damn it Dudley, I'm a nurse, don't question my methods!"

Shocked
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Re: Share your Wisdom

Post by Rocket J Squirrel on Fri Apr 27, 2018 6:23 pm



You guys are weird. Okay, here goes..


Be careful where you put your nuts.

And wherever you decide to put them, DO put them in the same place.
Because trust me, if you try splitting them up, that's gonna be a mistake.

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Re: Share your Wisdom

Post by The Moose on Fri Apr 27, 2018 6:31 pm





Oh, hello poetry fans!
Today's poem is called "I Love Little Pussy"....

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Re: Share your Wisdom

Post by Rocket J Squirrel on Fri Apr 27, 2018 6:34 pm



BULLWINKLE!

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Re: Share your Wisdom

Post by The Moose on Fri Apr 27, 2018 6:36 pm


Oh I thought we were reciting poems.

Aw heck.
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Post by The Moose on Fri Apr 27, 2018 6:37 pm


So you want to hear a life lesson then?  Okay.

Some apples are different than other apples.
so if you're following behind horsey,
maybe don't bite into the apples you find there
(unless you like that sort of thing).
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