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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Tue May 15, 2018 1:34 pm



Things total bastards had said to them,
because it's not okay to just stand by and say nothing:







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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Fri May 18, 2018 2:35 pm






If anyone doubts, just look at their asinine faces...











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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Fri May 18, 2018 2:56 pm



THE CLERK WHO WOULDN'T ISSUE GAY MARRIAGE LICENSES STORY:

(( smartass answers to people posting scripture ))


Testicles 7:11 And God said put his penis in your mouth, having sniffed the amyl nitrate and taken it in the ass. Aaaah men!



And God saw that the man was lonely, so he took one of his ribs and said "Didn't you get any sauce with these?... But still the man was lonely, so God made the man another man and said "behold, this will not menstruate and bitch spuriously, and can decorate your garden for you" And the man was pleased and spilled his seed on the ground no more, but spilled it now in the other man's anus. And God saw that it was good. And on the 15th day...



"For God so loved the world that he made republicans to plunder it and make misery for everybody. And God saw that it amused Him. And on the second day God made war, and God saw that it amused him. And on the third day he made hate, and also Hell, where 12 billion oopsies will be burned in UNENDING AGONY, because God wanted to make things that will suffer, lots of suffering,  because God is evil, and the Earth is flat.



MATHEW 17:25 And God said "Take the man's anus I have given you and put things in it, that there may be things in the man's anus. And eat not of the fig tree though, and wear a hat.." And He saw that it was good, well who cares. And then Lucifer made republicans and god was displeased and made a great flood to get rid of the republicans, but they survived, like cockroaches surviving nuclear war, an evil stain that cannot be removed, so God abandoned the Earth and now we are all alone with Trump.

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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Fri May 18, 2018 3:07 pm


MINIMUM WAGE:

The minimum wage in this state is $9 an hour. If you work full time at that rate,
YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO AFFORD EVEN A ROOM. You will be homeless,
and also eligible for food stamps. So again, tell us how $15 is too high????  
EVIL FASCISTS who want to bring back slavery
and don't care if we live in cardboard boxes
after working to make YOU rich. Huh?

TELL US, SCUM BAGS!!!!!!!
   
TELL US !!!!!!!!


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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Fri May 18, 2018 3:13 pm



Don't be stupid. Billionaires don't have nearly enough money,
and shouldnt have to pay any taxes at all,  or obey laws,
or pay employees. If you disagree, you are a mentally ill
terrorist-helping hillary tard who should be boiled in oil
and muzzled that you may speak these evils no more.

- Bill O'Reilly
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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Fri May 18, 2018 3:22 pm





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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Fri May 18, 2018 3:32 pm



Re, a story about a man who - convinced the Earth is flat (and covered by a dome,
which keeps the sea water space is made of, out) - built a STEAM POWERED ROCKET
to launch himself a few thousand feet up to have a look, and PROVE there is no space...








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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Fri May 18, 2018 3:36 pm


COMMENTS MADE AT FLAT EARTH VIDEOS:

The Earth IS flat my friends. I have seen it! I put suction cups on my sneakers and hands, and scaled the inside surface of The Dome (that which you think of as 'the sky') like Spiderman . And I saw the Ocean Water which space is actually made of, on the other side of God's plastic dome He keeps us in. And I feared my brother, for I saw God's hand moving, as He was pondering picking the dome up and shaking it around like a snow globe (because He's PISSED at those who blaspheme, claiming the earth is GLOBULAR!) GLOBULAR!!!!!!!!!!!??? ARE YOU NUTS!! IT'S FLAAAAAT PEOPLE!! I'VE SEEN IT!!!!!!! {frothing , praying (and masturbating just a little)}. Wait!! Did he say "mining asteroids" ?? MINING ASTEROIDS ????!!! BLASPHEMER!!!!!!!!!!! You can't MINE ASTEROIDS!!! The only thing outside the dome is sea water, dumbass fake scientist!!!!! The earth is flat! Flat flat flat! And so am I. (No really, I am. Do you see any "third dimension" to this typing? Well there's your proof. I am a 2-dimensional being, as are we all.) And also, on my excursions, I saw the holy tie down ropes, which keep the "moon" from drifting away in the cosmic tide. Perhaps one day we will figure out how to make a door in the dome and sail ships in the seawater which is "space"...but of course, where would we go???? To heaven perhaps, to see God - the Holy keeper of the third dimension!!! PRAISE HIM!! PRAISE THE GOD OF THE FLAT EARTH!! AND PRAY THAT HE MAY FORGIVE YOUR HEATHEN GLOBULAR BELIEFS. FOR THEY ARE LIES. ALL LIES!! THE EARTH IS NOT ROUND!!! ITS FLAT!!!! I have spoken. {masturbating really hard now} Hallelujah! !! Ooooh LORD!! CAN I GET AN AMEN!!! WOOOOOO!! SPPPRRRPPPTHHH.....>> {spooge emerges, but does not escape the confines of the dome(of course)}.. Alright , now everybody sing together! Ready? __"SHINE ON, SHINE ON BIG FLAT MOON..."UP" IN THE WATER!!!!!!!" ...Praise God! Praise him. (He has self esteem issues, and needs it. Give Him a break.). Woo! IT'S FLAT, SINNERS!!! FLAAAAAT!! AND IT'S ALWAYS BEEN FLAT (except for that one time!)..


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There are 330 million Americans. 6.2 million of them have an IQ below the threshold of mental retardation. Yup, 6.2 million retards. Really.  (plus there are millions more who are only just barely above the retarded range...so..there are a LOT of dumb people indeed). Now, out of that 6.2 million retards, only 170,000 are so bad they require institutionalization. The other 6 million are freely going about, driving, voting, believing the Earth is flat.. Does this explain a few things?

(Oh and as for the smart people, those are the ones who own corporations, rob everybody into misery,  plan and carry out wars.  - And there's a level of book smart "consumers", who don't care or take any responsibility at all as adults, WHO DO NOTHING TO CHANGE ANYTHING.  All in all, we're a worthless species and I hope an asteroid wipes the planet out so the rest of the universe doesn't have to continue to be shamed by our presence.


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If you believe the earth is flat, can a new round of witch burnings be far behind?
Leeches, instead of medicine?  Perhaps you'll all start buying pieces of saint's toes,
to guarantee your entrance into 'heaven'.  But oops, heaven is ocean water,
and a gold box will have to be constructed, as "heaven", the bible says...a gold box
so small the 144,000 who get 'saved' (out of 12 billion souls created) will have to be
stacked like sardines to fit inside it. But that's ok because then you can live without end
looking at the brine through gods gold windows, safe in the knowledge that this is the best
an all powerful god could do for a design (this, and making billions of souls just to be burned
in UNENDING AGONY, for being 'not good enough').  Oh boy! I cant wait!!  AMEN BROTHER!  WOO!!!

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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Fri May 18, 2018 3:44 pm


*sings*

Beans don't burn in the kitchen, beans don't burn on the grill....
but beans might burn in your anus, got to get up that hill.
Everybody now! Beans don't burn in the cooker...
beans might burn in your butt....


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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Fri May 18, 2018 3:51 pm


MILLENIALS




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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Fri May 18, 2018 3:58 pm



MUSIC



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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Wed Jun 06, 2018 10:51 am


A guy arrested for ALLEGEDLY having multiple wives....


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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Wed Jun 06, 2018 10:54 am


DEAR ABBY...





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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Mon Jun 11, 2018 12:09 pm



Yahoo wouldn't let me post this comment.
Can YOU see why it should be CENSORED?






Yahoo WAS glad to have me post THIS however:




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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Sun Jun 17, 2018 6:10 pm



At a news item entitled,

Border Patrol Vehicle Hits Native American, Drives Away...



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Taking "Yahoo News" as seriously as it merits:




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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Mon Jun 18, 2018 3:10 pm



Yesterday a Border Patrol vehicle struck a Native American and just drove away. Today a whole truck full of people crossing our border with Mexico were killed, purposely. Children are having their parents ripped away, and are being left crying with no way to understand. Even Canada now hates us, and the rest of the world is in disbelief and shunning us too. But of course you think what FUX 'NEWS' tells you to parrot is real, that Democrats are monsters, democracy is bad, having rights and a free press and being payed a living wage are all BAD things only a "libturd" would want. And you think these things simply because FUX 'NEWS' told you you to think so. Well. What a clever republicunt stooge you are.

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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Mon Jun 18, 2018 8:28 pm


DEAR AMY...


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