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Post by Shakey Pete Thu May 31, 2018 11:41 am



Yea, I'd like to try out for the band?

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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts Thu May 31, 2018 11:43 am



Oh. Is there one? I mean.. okay.

What instrument do you play?


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Post by Shakey Pete Thu May 31, 2018 11:45 am



I'm a tambourine player. First tambourine.

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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts Thu May 31, 2018 11:46 am



You're a tambourine player, Pete??
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Post by Shakey Pete Thu May 31, 2018 11:48 am



Yes indeed. *leg gets jiggy*

I also play a little paper comb on occasion. *spits*

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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts Thu May 31, 2018 11:49 am


I suppose we're lucky you didn't pee too, while you were at it.

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Post by Shakey Pete Thu May 31, 2018 11:50 am



How's that?

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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts Thu May 31, 2018 11:53 am



Nothin'.

Well, the thing is you look like Hitler, Shakey.
We've got an image to worry about.


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Post by Shakey Pete Thu May 31, 2018 11:55 am




That could actually be good for an image. Schtick. Ya know?

*pees*


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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts Thu May 31, 2018 11:56 am



Yea...and couldn't you tie a knot in that?

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Post by Shakey Pete Thu May 31, 2018 11:59 am



Once again, I gotta' say "Schtick".

You know there were punk bands that used to
hose their audience down with a fire extinguisher.

And I wouldn't even need one.

*picks teeth*


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Post by Michelin Man Thu May 31, 2018 12:00 pm




I want to be in the band!
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Post by Shakey Pete Thu May 31, 2018 12:07 pm



What do you play?


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Post by Michelin Man Thu May 31, 2018 12:11 pm


Dude...


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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts Thu May 31, 2018 12:12 pm



So that's a wind instrument, then?


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Post by Rocket J Squirrel Fri Jun 01, 2018 11:39 am



You want to talk about 'windy',
you oughta' try walking behind Bullwinkle.


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Post by The Moose Fri Jun 01, 2018 11:43 am

Aw that's not fair, Rock.
Mother said I was a naturally airy person!

Besides, most of your issue is juxtaposition.
If you weren't so short, your head would rise above
the level of blowback.

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Post by Rocket J Squirrel Fri Jun 01, 2018 11:46 am



BLOW BACK!!  Oh!.. *face palm*

Look, Bullwinkle...wait, what's THAT picture?


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Post by The Moose Fri Jun 01, 2018 11:48 am



Groupie.

I'm here to join the band too.


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Post by Rocket J Squirrel Fri Jun 01, 2018 11:51 am



What do you play?

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Post by The Moose Fri Jun 01, 2018 11:53 am



First butt tuba.

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Post by The Moose Fri Jun 01, 2018 11:54 am



You know Rock, if you keep
putting your face on your hand like that...


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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts Fri Jun 01, 2018 11:57 am

Oh.....kay. So we have:

~first tambourine, & paper comb
~first butt tuba
~unspecified wind instrument
I take it you want first chair too?
Well. It's an all star band then.

What shall we call it?
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Post by Shakey Pete Fri Jun 01, 2018 12:39 pm



How about:

Shakey's All Star Butt Noises Review

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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts Fri Jun 01, 2018 12:43 pm


I'll take that under advisement.

*writes "Shakey's All Star Review" on clipboard*

You know we really have no percussion beyond Bullwinkle's butt.

Well, that's more than nothing.

Rocky, you think you could  just slap him around once in a while, mid-song?

You know, 70's-style drum solo?


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Post by Rocket J Squirrel Fri Jun 01, 2018 12:52 pm



Oh, I'll slap him around.
(if he isn't already slappin' himself)

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Post by The Moose Fri Jun 01, 2018 12:53 pm



What was that?
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Post by Rocket J Squirrel Fri Jun 01, 2018 12:55 pm



(Oh, nothin'.)

So what kind of songs do we play?


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Post by The Moose Fri Jun 01, 2018 12:59 pm



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Post by Rocket J Squirrel Fri Jun 01, 2018 1:00 pm




You can play that too, Bullwinkle?



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