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THE HUMAN RULES

Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Sat Apr 07, 2018 10:51 am


Mother gave you unrealistic expectations, to be disappointed by.

And people tell you lies, to make you their fool by.

Until you learn....

THE HUMAN RULES



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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Sat Apr 07, 2018 11:48 am


HUMAN RULE # 1

When someone says they're "going to" do a thing, it means they won't.

And this includes you.  So either do whatever it is right now, or admit you won't.  

But please, spare us the lie.


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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Sat Apr 07, 2018 3:50 pm


HUMAN RULE # 2

People don't actually "lie  to spare your feelings". They lie to spare themself


from having to deal with a thing, though it will hurt you more later to find out the hard way,
when they could have just told you now to help you. But people only care about themselves.

There's no actual thing as "lying to spare someone's feelings."
Please stop using - or falling for - that line of bullshit.

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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Sat Apr 07, 2018 4:08 pm


HUMAN RULE # 3

You cannot change someone’s mind.


You can talk someone into something, with lengthy effort and exasperation.
You can get them to verbally “agree” that way,  but within 24 hours
they will revert back to the stupid thing they were originally doing.

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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Sat Apr 07, 2018 4:21 pm

HUMAN RULE # 4

People expect from others what they expect from themself.

Anything someone suspects or fears you may do, it's because it's something they do.
So if someone thinks you may lie, they lie, and their word is uselessly untrustable as a rule.
If they fear you may steal, don't leave them alone with ANYTHING you care about, not even a pen!

Conversely, however, if they trust you -to hold a secret, guard money or reputation,
give a solid opinion and so on, this indicates they're trustable in those ways themself.

But: It is naive of them to trust others as they do. I suggest be nice to them,
don't prey on them, protect them even. For if the whole world was full of trusting caring souls
who know not the cynicism and callousness to be assholes like everyone else, it would be grand.
And you would commit an especially despicable act, despoiling such an innocent,
rather than helping them foster what they hold important and serve as example.

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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Sun Apr 08, 2018 10:05 am


HUMAN RULE # 5

Other than sometimes money,

everything you lend, to anyone, will never be returned.



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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Sun Apr 08, 2018 10:07 am


HUMAN RULE # 6

Do not help people.

It’s a sucker’s way to give all your time and so life away
to those who just want to take advantage. Leave them in need,
and they will do it themselves finally.


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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Sun Apr 08, 2018 10:12 am

HUMAN RULE # 7

Do not trust ANYONE.


Everyone you meet who seems like such a friend
who of course will guard your secrets and yadda, WILL NOT!

Oh they will at first, but at some point, they'll use every juicy bit
you helped them collect to advance their own causes socially.
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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Sun Apr 08, 2018 10:15 am


HUMAN RULE # 8

If you lie to others, you will lie to you.

There is no bigger ungrowing lazy irresponsible fool.

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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Sun Apr 08, 2018 10:17 am



HUMAN RULE # 9

People will believe you are whatever you say you are (use that!).

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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Sun Apr 08, 2018 10:21 am


HUMAN RULE # 10

Guys, women are never straight. They tell you one thing to make you think of another.

It’s called being “specious”, and it’s up to you to decipher their code.  
And if you won't do the work, and still you want a partner who'll be direct,  
get a dog ..and a large sticky box of skin magazines.

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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Sun Apr 08, 2018 10:22 am


HUMAN RULE # 11


Don’t tell jokes. Sketch comedy isn't for being described, badly.

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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Sun Apr 08, 2018 10:24 am


HUMAN RULE # 12


Don’t describe movie plots. It’s boring, and we may want to see it OURSELF.


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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Sun Apr 08, 2018 10:25 am


HUMAN RULE # 13


People only have compassion face to face, and many not even then.


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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Sun Apr 08, 2018 10:26 am


HUMAN RULE # 14


People fear what they don't know about.
..and in turn hate what they fear.


Employ that understanding.

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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Sun Apr 08, 2018 10:28 am


HUMAN RULE # 15

There is no such thing as a secret.

If you tell JUST ONE person, they will tell “just one” and so on
until everyone knows and no one is saying anything.

There is no such thing as a secret.
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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Sun Apr 08, 2018 10:30 am



HUMAN RULE # 16


Life is simple. What you think of is what will tend to happen.


Use that!

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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Thu Apr 19, 2018 3:31 pm


HUMAN RULE # 17

NEVER SAY "Everyone's entitled to their own opinion!"  NEVER AGREE WITH THAT DUMBISM!

An opinion is A GUESS PROFERRED IN IGNORANCE. Why would you want a right to that, when the truth is knowable?

Why would you condone encouraging people to imagine they have right and duty to lazily be wrong and propagate it?

Is that the kind of idiot's world you want?  Question things, don't just PARROT like a tard without his helmet!
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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts on Thu Apr 19, 2018 3:41 pm


HUMAN RULE # 18

In a presidential election, it is NOT "open-minded" to consider both candidates. It is the dumb act of a sucker.

You're not picking the best man. You're choosing which party to allow to get in and do their usual shit.

The Democrat party has always been just representative democracy in action. For better or worse: DEMOCRACY.

Republicans are not even a party. They're a thousand or so rich guys who used the money they scummed away from you
TO BUY your democracy, take over your free press and use it to brainwash you, take your rights and money AWAY.  

You think you're smart? Which do you think should be allowed to have power and do as they only will?
Rich guys who want only to exempt themselves from taxation and law, and make you pay more but get nothing?
Or democratically elected representatives, who - though not perfect - DO have the interest of "by and for the people" in mind?


If you don't already know this stuff, don't vote, go to college instead. You're ignorant.
Don't be insulted. Just for God's sake stop hurting the rest of us
with your parrotic "right to make a wrong guess" philosophy.

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