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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts Sat Apr 07, 2018 10:51 am


Mother gave you unrealistic expectations, to be disappointed by.

And people tell you lies, to make you their fool by.

Until you learn....

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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts Sat Apr 07, 2018 11:48 am


HUMAN RULE # 1

When someone says they're "going to" do a thing, it means they won't.

And this includes you.  So either do whatever it is right now, or admit you won't.  

But please, spare us the lie.


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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts Sat Apr 07, 2018 3:50 pm


HUMAN RULE # 2

People don't actually "lie  to spare your feelings". They lie to spare themself


from having to deal with a thing, though it will hurt you more later to find out the hard way,
when they could have just told you now to help you. But people only care about themselves.

There's no actual thing as "lying to spare someone's feelings."
Please stop using - or falling for - that line of bullshit.

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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts Sat Apr 07, 2018 4:08 pm


HUMAN RULE # 3

You cannot change someone’s mind.


You can talk someone into something, with lengthy effort and exasperation.
You can get them to verbally “agree” that way,  but within 24 hours
they will revert back to the stupid way they were originally thinking.

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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts Sat Apr 07, 2018 4:21 pm

HUMAN RULE # 4

People expect from others what they expect from themself.

Anything someone suspects or fears you may do, it's because it's something they do.
So if someone thinks you may lie, they lie and their word is uselessly untrustable as a rule.
If they fear you may steal, don't leave them alone with ANYTHING you care about, not even a pen!

Conversely however, if they trust you - to hold a secret, guard money or reputation,
give a solid opinion and so on - this indicates they're trustable in those ways themself.

People expect from others what they expect from themself.
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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts Sun Apr 08, 2018 10:05 am


HUMAN RULE # 5

Other than sometimes money,

everything you lend, to anyone, will never be returned.



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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts Sun Apr 08, 2018 10:07 am


HUMAN RULE # 6

Do not help people.

It’s a sucker’s way to give all your time and so life away
to those who just want to take advantage.
Leave them in need,  and they will do it themselves, like you had to.


don't believe me. help anyway
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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts Sun Apr 08, 2018 10:12 am

HUMAN RULE # 7

Do not trust ANYONE.


Everyone you meet who seems like such a friend
who of course will guard your secrets and yadda, WILL NOT!

Oh they will at first, but at some point, they'll use every juicy bit
you helped them collect to advance their own causes socially.
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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts Sun Apr 08, 2018 10:15 am


HUMAN RULE # 8

If you lie to others, you will lie to you.

There is no more foolish fool than a liar.

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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts Sun Apr 08, 2018 10:17 am



HUMAN RULE # 9

People will believe you are whatever you say you are. Use that!

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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts Sun Apr 08, 2018 10:21 am

HUMAN RULE # 10

Guys, women are never straight. They tell you one thing to make you think of another.

It’s called being “specious”, and it’s up to you to decipher their code.  
But if you won't do the work, yet still want a partner who'll be direct,
get a dog, and a large sticky box of porn magazines. Those're better anyway.

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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts Sun Apr 08, 2018 10:22 am


HUMAN RULE # 11


Don’t tell jokes. Sketch comedy isn't for being described badly.

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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts Sun Apr 08, 2018 10:24 am


HUMAN RULE # 12


Don’t describe movie plots. It’s boring, and we may want to see it OURSELF.


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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts Sun Apr 08, 2018 10:25 am


HUMAN RULE # 13


People only have compassion face to face, and many not even then.


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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts Sun Apr 08, 2018 10:26 am


HUMAN RULE # 14


People fear what they don't know about.
..and in turn hate what they fear.


Employ that understanding.

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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts Sun Apr 08, 2018 10:28 am


HUMAN RULE # 15

There is no such thing as a secret.

If you tell JUST ONE person, they will tell “just one” and so on
until everyone knows and no one is saying anything.

There is no such thing as a secret.
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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts Sun Apr 08, 2018 10:30 am



HUMAN RULE # 16


Life is simple. What you think of is what will tend to happen.


Use that!

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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts Thu Apr 19, 2018 3:31 pm


HUMAN RULE # 17

NEVER SAY "Everyone's entitled to their own opinion!"  NEVER AGREE WITH THAT LUDICROUS DUMBISM!

An opinion is A GUESS PROFFERED IN IGNORANCE. Why would you want a right to that, when the truth is knowable?

Why would you condone encouraging people to imagine they have right and duty to lazily be wrong and propagate it?

Is that the kind of idiot's world you want?  Question things, don't just PARROT like a tard without a helmet!
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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts Thu Apr 19, 2018 3:41 pm


HUMAN RULE # 18

In a presidential election, it is NOT "open-minded" to consider both candidates. It is the ignorant act of a sucker.

You're not picking the best man. You're choosing which party to allow to get in and do their usual shit.

The Democrat party has always been just representative democracy in action. DEMOCRACY.

Republicans are not even a party. They're a couple thousand rich guys who used money they scummed away from you
TO BUY your democracy, take over your free press and use it to brainwash you, take your rights and money AWAY.  

You think you're smart? Which do you think should be allowed to have power and do as they only will?
Rich guys who want only to exempt themselves from taxation and law, and make you pay more but get nothing?
Or democratically elected representatives, who - though not perfect - DO have the interest of "by and for the people" in mind?


If you don't already know this stuff, don't vote. Go to college instead. You're ignorant.
Don't be insulted. Just for God's sake stop hurting the rest of us
with your parrotic "right to make a wrong guess" philosophy.

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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts Mon Oct 05, 2020 1:15 pm


HUMAN RULE # 19

MOST PEOPLE ARE STUPIDLY IMPERCEPTIVE.  THEY PARROT TO PRETEND TO KNOW STUFF

then defend their idiocy, boastfully claiming it's a "right to an opinion".

(OPINION: a guess or hearsay proffered in ignorance, harmfully, when facts are knowable).  Rolling Eyes

It's like they're proud to be stupid! (There's only one set of facts, people.)


AND RICH PEOPLE PREY ON THIS, BY BRAINWASHING THEM WITH CRAP TO TRICK THEM.

This is why the U.S. is in shame now,  with all its uneducated low-IQ  parrotic drones supporting their own undoing
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Post by Charlie FiftyWatts Sun Feb 07, 2021 3:30 pm


HUMAN RULE # 20


People with money OWN the good jobs in life, and give them to their kids.

If you ain't a rich kid, you don't need to think about being a musician or actor or business owner.
You'll always be a poverty slave, while assholes who had it handed to them put you down.


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