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So says the moose...
by The Moose Sun Mar 20, 2016 1:17 pm
What are you looking at?
Yea, I'm a real moose.
I poop real moose poop.
When cars hit me they fold up like accordions and I laugh a moose laugh.
Yes, I'm a moose. So? You want to make something of it?
Didn't think so.
Hey! Pssst. Come here! ...
Did you know moose poop will get you high?
Oh yea!! You didn't know that? Yea! Shh! Wait a minute.
I think I hear my wife comin'...
"Yes dear!"
I gotta' go *hangs head in defeat. Stomples away*
"I'll be back!..."
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Re: So says the moose...
by Shakey Pete Tue Nov 14, 2017 12:40 pm
*whips it out and pees on your wife*
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Re: So says the moose...
by Charlie FiftyWatts Tue Nov 14, 2017 12:42 pm
Don't do that Shakey, she'll like it.
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Re: So says the moose...
by The Moose Tue Nov 14, 2017 1:04 pm
Actually she does like that sort of thing. It's why I married her.
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